Contact Me

Okay, so you’re totally smitten and you must get in touch with me or you’ll burst into self combustion. (If you do that, video it.)

Whether you want to say hi, tell me something personal about yourself, or want to put my books in your store, use the form below.

I’m usually get back to people within a day, unless I don’t like you or you’re stalking me, in that case I usually just forward that email to my brother in law.

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